The unfortunate incident with the cotton tights

01/19/2007 at 8:27 am | Posted in Me me | 1 Comment

They should have been labeled “Too tights”.

So I hate tights & pantyhose & such but I decided to try these new footless tights. They looked so cool, cotton blend, cable looking things. I carefully checked the size [5’3″ – 5’7″ and 115 – 165 lbs]. I am within that height/weight range.

Well let me tell you sisters, by the end of the day I felt like my eyeballs were going to pop right out of my head! I think all of the blood from my lower extremities had been squeezed upwards. Those things just are not made for women with normal sized thighs!

And the crotch! All day I had to keep stopping at the restroom to pull them up at the waist because the crotch wanted to rest about an inch below where it should have been. Whew, those puppies went into the trash as soon as I got the key out of the door yesterday!

I’ll try to post some knitting related pictures this weekend.


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  1. Hi Kerri! I could just visualize you with your too tight tights!! You started off my day with a good laugh! Hope all is well – I’ll check back often! T.

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