Things you learn from having boys

02/16/2007 at 1:16 pm | Posted in Funny | 1 Comment

This is not mine but it IS hysterical and so very true. My boys are adults now and someday they (or their wives) will come to understand the awful truth of at least some of these

  • A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
  • If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
  • You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
    The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.
  • Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
  • Super glue IS forever.
  • No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
  • VCR’s do not eject “PB & J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
  • You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
  • Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
  • The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

I also wanted to add these two

  • If your 8 year old is missing, check the roof.
  • A firecracker will completely obliterate a green plastic army man.
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  1. Sounds like fun to me… LOL


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